Happy New Year, everyone!!!. Yes, I know I am kinda late on events, but hey at least this time I didn't forget I still had a blog to run. Oh yea, and all those promises I made about big changes, there still happening...there just talking a little while to.....progress. As in a year or so. Hopefully the changes will happen fast and I can finally start publishing more posts. So at the moment go do something you need to do and stop wasting your time reading this post even though it was supposed to end  3 sentences ago, though I still continue to type and refuse to put a period any time soon and try to cover it up with a stupid comma,  where, it, is, not, needed, no seriously people you have to stop reading this post, why are you still reading, if you think this is going to get any interesting your wrong, I am just gonna keep on typing stupid stuff and your gonna keep on reading stupid stuff but if I wrote something interesting and useful like how to make a cheese burger sandwich, then you would stop reading and go get some thing to eat and not get me anything, which would be extremely rude considering the fact that I am writing this for your entertainment purposes, but still you might not get something to eat if you just had dinner, which would be extremely weird since I just finished my breakfast, which was Nutella and some milk, and why am I telling you what I had for breakfast you ask, I really don't know, I just continue to type because......................I am all pooped out... I am publishing this post without adding a picture or title.. no WAIT, I NEED TO ADD A TITLE, DON'T PUBLISH, STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DON'T CLICK!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

Big Changes

Hey guys, I know there haven't been a lot of posts this summer, but I was kinda dozing off and making some big changes to the site, there will be separate posts relating to each of these major changes the following weeks, and there are still more changes to come, so hold on for a little more time and this blog will be back in high gear and remember, "patience is a virtue".

Don't click the link!

One long hot summer day, I was super bored, and I mean like, bored enough to count all the cracks in my neighbourhood, bored. So, I was randomly searching stuff on the internet, and I came to this http://dontpressredbutton.blogspot.com/ . Fortunately, I escaped after several hours, but trust me you will never be the same again after you click this link. If, you even dare to click the link, there's no turning back, you can never escape him, it's impossible....even now he's watching you....don't click the link.....

Monkey climbing!

Hello readers, and prepare to be amazed, confused, and dazzled as you watch the magnificent act of the-----, you know what just watch the video.

  Well, at least now you know what people mean by "words can't describe it".

This man's name is Jyoti Raju, better known as "The Monkey King". He learned to climb like this from monkeys, and climbs for entertainment. Look's like spider-man's got competition.

Fact Friday

Hey guys, starting now, on every Friday their will be a new cool fact, like, "if you put a banana in your right ear, it will make you happy."............ok, that one isn't true (trust me, I know). Anyway's, the rest of the fact's will be true and interesting.

This Friday's Fact is,

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


Can you imagine what happens when a guy who invented the match meets the guy who invented the lighter? I think I'll go like this...


Match inventor:"I'VE DONE IT! I finally made a name for my self, after all these years of waiting I have made a stick, that when rubbed quickly upon a certain surface will ignite fire!"


Lighter Inventor:"So, how come you don't just use a lighter?"






Match inventor:"Say what now?"






Lighter Inventor:"A lighter. You just flick this button, and presto, there's a flame! Why would you need the match?"




Match inventor:"Well...the match's better because....it's a stick, and it's small, and it's a stick, and it comes in a box and it's a stick!"




Lighter Inventor:"Well, the lighter's small, and it's shaped like a box."




Match inventor:"HA! A lighter's not a stick, so I win and you lose! IN YOUR FACE!" The match inventor rubs the match onto a rock, expecting fire to come, but the stick breaks.


Well, this concludes Fact Friday, Come to the blog next time for another fact, on FACT FRIDAY!

Mac triumphs over windows!

This is a short post, just to announce the winner of last week's question, "Mac or Windows?"

and the winner was MAC! To be honest, I kinda expected that. This week's question is, 

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

What do you think?

Monkey overlord

Ok, so I know what you're thinking.
"Where the heck did this guy guy go?" Now, I know that it look's like all the blames on me, but it really isn't. The president wanted me to go on a top-secret stealth mission, to get the emerald ring, that can stop the monkey overlord from talking over the earth. But to get the ring I had to stop the wicked monkey robot ninjas, who were no match for my supreme awesome power. Then I had to venture deep into the jungle to find the secret tomb of "Ba ra zooo", where the ring was located. When I found the tomb, I had to use my clever instincts from watching a bunch of "Indiana Jones" movies to overcome all the traps. When I finally got the ring, I had to face the monkey overlord in mortal combat, although he knew special monkey jiu-jitsu I triumphed over him and used the emerald ring to vanish his monkey army to another dimension away from earth............yea I am not so great on excuses. Anyway, the posts will resume as well as the spoof pics page and the new superhero project forum. And the blog may get a discussion forum in the coming weeks.............

Surfin' the blog

So, I was surfing the web yesterday (as usual). Then, I noticed one thing, why do we call it "surfing" the web? I mean, I didn't have a surf board and there weren't any dolphins around me, there wasn't even any water! And besides, if I was surfing shouldn't everything have to be slow motion, and  shouldn't someone be holding a million dollar check on the beach, and where were the beach girls playing volleyball?........oh wait that was the dream I had last night..... awkward.....Anyway's, to change the topic,  I saw a really cool play last Sunday, I'll put it on the blog in 6 hours, 45 minutes, and 32 seconds...31 seconds....30 seconds....29....28....27....26....25..........

Casual news

Hey guys, I know it's a late post, but boy, it was so hot last week all I could think of was keeping cool. And believe it or not I came up with some pretty cool ways, like dipping your head in a bucket full of icy cold water or putting ice cubes down your back, and my favourite, throwing eggs at whoever walk's on the side walk....true, that one was not a way of keeping cool, but, hey, it keeps you occupied! Any who, on the superhero project forum, one person said that super hero should have meat vision. Now, this got me thinking, do we make the superhero a butcher or the person who cuts the ham slices in your deli? Well, guess I'll never find out, check out the forum, and give your ideas.