This Friday's Fact is,
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Can you imagine what happens when a guy who invented the match meets the guy who invented the lighter? I think I'll go like this...

Lighter Inventor:"So, how come you don't just use a lighter?"
Match inventor:"Say what now?"
Lighter Inventor:"A lighter. You just flick this button, and presto, there's a flame! Why would you need the match?"
Match inventor:"Well...the match's better because....it's a stick, and it's small, and it's a stick, and it comes in a box and it's a stick!"
Lighter Inventor:"Well, the lighter's small, and it's shaped like a box."
Match inventor:"HA! A lighter's not a stick, so I win and you lose! IN YOUR FACE!" The match inventor rubs the match onto a rock, expecting fire to come, but the stick breaks.
Well, this concludes Fact Friday, Come to the blog next time for another fact, on FACT FRIDAY!
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