Now this one is really popular, dumb blondes. I don't know why there's so many jokes about this one but somehow there is. First of all, my math teacher's a blonde, and she's pretty smart. Second of all, it's really hot outside. It's so hot outside that I'm gonna go off topic and try to fry an egg on the side walk. I wonder if that really works. And if it does, would a blonde come and eat it, or would my math teacher come and eat it? Hmmmm, I have got to try this.