Saturday, April 30, 2011

Spoof pics!

As, always I am trying to make this blog as awesome as usual, and now I've finally made a PORTABLE ICE-CREAM MAKER!.............
Actually, no I haven't, but we're working on it! Anyway, the Crazy Little Dot in Space now has another page called Spoof Pics! In, this section you can see hilarious spoof pictures and you can also suggest ideas for the pics, or you can put a link of the picture you want me to do a spoof on (in your comments). The page is located on the top-right side of the page, it's right below the "home" page and above the blog description. So, go to the page right now, while I start working on the portable ice-cream maker.....

Invention of fire

Last Friday, I was in history class and we were learning about the Invention of Fire. Which, in my opinion, was a total fluke. I mean, seriously, no caveman discovered the laws of nature and discovered friction, do people really think some hairy bearded dude put some sticks together and made fire? Now, just cause this guy made fire he becomes famous. Everyone goes,

"Hey, look it's the guy invented fire! I wonder how he did it!"
When they should actually be going,

"Hey, look it's the guy who rubbed 2 stick's together! I wonder how he did it!"

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Emoticons

I was chatting to my friend the other day and he started using emoticons to talk to me. And to tell you the truth, I had no idea what he was saying. I think he asked a pretty serious question and I don't think he liked to well. Here's how the conversation went.

Friend: My Mom got an heart :X. I don't think she will :) again. I am pretty :( and :O also :'(.

So, I got the idea that he was talking about some game and he passed some level so I said,

Me; Congratulations! I knew it would happen!

.........................yea. Now, I realize that he was talking about his Mom having a heart attack and their whole family suffered. But seriously, who talks with a bunch of smiley faces? Are you really that lazy you can't type a sentence? Only an Idiot can't write a proper sentence, let alone, use smiley faces to do it!
What r u goin 2 do wit these people! Makes me so >: (

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

To the plain and beyond!

Now, I was surfing the web, as usual, and I found this. If you look closely you can see that their's a air plane flying over the scene. I wonder how that movie scene turned out. Maybe, it was something like this,

Hero:"We will, have to journey through the---'

Sidekick:"Wait, hold that thought, I am talking a pic on my new phone"

Hero:"A phone! That must be the work of a witch!"

Sidekick:"No, it's just the work of a blackberry."

Hero:"As, I was saying we have to journey through the jungle of death, down the valley of the unknown and out to---"

Sidekick:"Whoa, hold on their a second, you're starting to sound like Dora the explorer. Why don't we just take the plane? We have that air miles card that wizard gave us."

Hero:".................yea, sure, let's cut the act and just take the plane. You think they have those salted peanuts on board?"

Sidekick:"They always do, big guy. I am gonna put this adventure on my blog. Now excuse me a sec while I text Rapunzel."

Hero:"What, she didn't figure out, how to open the front door yet?"

Sidekick:"Yea, like Cinderella was any better" imitates Cinderella" Let me sing you a song about the forest! Would she just shut up already! And to top it all of she's got 7 bodyguards!"

Hero:"Let's just get to the plain, I can't wait for those salted peanuts!"

Try telling that fairy tail to a little kid.

Evil Wacko's

So, I was watching a bunch of cartoons this morning and almost every cartoon had a crazy evil guy trying to rule over the world. This got me a little upset. I mean wouldn't the first guy realize that if some other idiot can't dominate the universe they're not going to do much better? And to top it all of there's always a stupid minion who can't do anything right. First of all, why doesn't the the evil guy just fire him? second, why are all of them so darn ugly!?! Would it kill them to take a shower once in a while? Another thing is that the Evil guy never wins and every single time he always does some crazy laugh and their's always thunder and lightning in the background and the guy say's something like,

"This isn't the last of me, you will all bow down before my wrath! MUHUHAHAHAH!"
Seriously, just shut up and go home, already! Oh, and don't even get me started on mad scientists, those guys were the main act.
Blog ya' later, I have to go think of a way to dominate the world (again).

Monday, April 25, 2011

Facebook

So, I just got Facebook, and right away I was addicted to it. I was, like, requesting all these guys to be my friends and then I log off and go back on just to see that red number on the top of the screen that shows how many people confirmed. I am like,

"Oh, man, 10 people confirmed, yes!" Then, one of my old friends starts talking to me, and I was just like, 
"Who are you?" except since it's Facebook, it's more like,
"hu r u?" :(
That's another thing I really liked, you really don't have to write proper sentences, and you can still get away with it. I mean if I did that here, it would look like this,

r u goin 2 the party, cuz i ain't, k'g2g bffl, ttyl

What, in the world does that mean! Then, I kinda got mad at Facebook cause all these random people started poking me, and I got really mad.

"Stop, poking me, I said stop poking me, STOP POKING ME YOU IDIOT, STOP! STOP! STOP IT! WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN! 

K' G2G ;)

Sunday, April 24, 2011

3-ds

Yahoo! It's a Mario time!..........
Actually, forget that last part. I was thinking of opening this post by talking like an Italion plumber but then I realized I would have to do something with pipes, mushrooms and something to do with a male dinosaur who lays eggs. Anyway, the new 3-ds from Nintendo has just been realised, and I thought I'd talk to you about some of it's features. Now, I know what everyone is thinking,
"Is it actually 3-D?" and the answer is yes! You don't need glasses for the 3-ds and it actually is 3-d. You can also change the depth of the 3-d screen, so it matches your expectations. The 3-ds also has a Gyro sensor. Now, what is a Gyro sensor, you ask? Who cares! It sounds pretty cool and anything with the word Gyro in it can't be bad. So, if you ask me, I 'd say the 3-ds sounds pretty cool and you should definitely check it out.
Blog ya' later!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Winner!

Behold, mortals! The Mighty Asgardian Thor, has triumphed!
K' I am gonna stop talking in Shakespeare now. Thor was actually the winner of the last week's question, so, I decided to talk about it.........
Nah, I am just joking, I just found this awesome picture and thought that this would be the perfect time. The second runner up was THE HULK, personally I think Thor  can knock the socks out of the Hulk. I mean, the dude's a God! Who do you think would win in a fight, The Mighty Thor or The Incredible HULK?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Earth Day

Good Morning everybody! This is a pretty early post, just to wake you all up on Earth Day! Well, I always try to do my part on Earth Day, so in the spirit of Earth Day this will be the last post for today! I also encourage all of you to get off your computers and laptops and instead, go outside and have fun!

                 !!HAPPY EARTH DAY!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Well, I was searching on the web the other day and I found out that if you have a fear of long words you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.....
Yea, that's smart, who comes up with a name like that to represent the fear of long words. I mean, it looks like a bunch of words put together just to make fun of those people. How would you teach this to kids?


"Ok, class, the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, now Billy can you say that for us please?"


"Sure I can miss, hippo...hippopotamus....monster...ummm...daily phobia, oh I get it now it's hippopotamus-monster-daily phobia!"


Great, now the kid's gonna go home and tell his Mom he learned about hippo monsters. One more thing for Dad to look for under the bed.
What if someone actually had this phobia, how would he tell someone?


"I have hippopotomo---aaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!! IT'S TO LONG!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! 


Wow, irony can really hurt some times..

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I-blog

You know, I was walking around the street the other day, and everyone that I saw had some sort of electronic device. I saw everything from I-pad's to watches with cameras. I mean that stuff was everywhere, but that was only the beginning. I went to my friends house that evening and this is what he said,

"So, I am getting an I-phone for my birthday cause my I-pad isn't working because it's I-batteries ran out and the I-store said that I need to get a..."

And that went on and on, and it never stopped! So, I started to wonder, who came up with idea to put an "I" before every product they make? I know it has nothing to do with the original topic, but seriously!Imagine how his house would be like,

Son "K'mom, I am talking the I-car to the I-store, I wont be I-back I-till I-the"

Mom "I-GET IT ALREADY!"

Maybe, those guys should get new names for their products, you guys got any ideas?

Monday, April 18, 2011

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The Crazy Little Dot in Space updates are here!
The blog now has a variety of videos right under the blog description and above the first ad. The videos comes on top of the Blog page. These videos are funny, entertaining and even helpful!
..................
Well, what are ya waiting for!?!? Go on and watch them!


ATTENTION, VIDEOS DELETED. FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CONTACT US AT crazylittledotinspace@hotmail.com

That look's like it hurt!

If you look closely at the picture, you can see that Rose(girl) hit Jack(boy) on the hand with an axe! If any of you have actually seen the movie, these 2 were deeply in love. Yea right!
This girl's like putting her whole strength into that hit! I wonder how their conversation went...

Rose:"Hey Jack..."

Jack:"Ummm....hey Rose, what're ya holding behind your back?"

Rose:"Oh..nothing, just a little gift, I'll give it to you as soon as you tell me with you were doing with Lisa at the bar..."

Jack: ".....we..were..just..umm..talking?"

Rose:"Yea, that's what I thought" Rose pulls out an axe she was hiding behind her back and wack's Jack's hand.

Well at least they talked about it!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Bus

I don't know about you guys but I take the bus a lot. I take the bus to school, to stores , to shopping malls and the list goes on. You know what the problem with that is? The people. I mean, I am sitting on the bus beside this tourist, who never stops talking, and on the other hand I've got this wannabe singer who never stops singing. I'll tell you how it went.


Tourist:"Hey, how's it going I'am Jerry! I just flew in today to see the CN tower, heard it was pretty good. I wonder how the view is from up their, must be a kicker. You ever been there?"

Now, I had no idea what a kicker is, so I was pretty confused.

Me:"Uhh...yea it's a kicker alright!"

So, apparently the singer knows this song that's called "kicker" and she goes.

Singer:"Kicker! The shock is coming from a Kickerrrrrrrrr!"

Tourist:"Hey, I think I've heard that song!"

Tourist and Singer:"Cause, you can't take the KICKER! It's giving a shock, it's the Kicker!!!!!"

I couldn't take any more of their singing, so I get up and walk towards the front of the bus, besides this Goth.

Me:"Sorry, could you move a little bit?"

So, I was wearing a pretty colourful shirt that day, and the Goth takes one look at it and then goes.

Goth:"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COLOURS!"and then she start's to scream and cry so loud that I thought she was singing the Kicker song. Then again, I go to the back of the bus but not too close to the "Kicker" duet, who were still singing. Finally, my stop comes and I get off and wait for the next bus to come, but I don't get my peace so quick, the Goth, Tourist and Singer all get off of the bus and start annoying me again.

I hate bus stops.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Honey I am home!

Good morning World! I know I haven't posted anything since ages and you guys must be getting tired looking at the same posts everyday.However, the truth is that I was on a top secret mission for the government to stop Doctor Von Lexur from ruling the world....
Just joking, I was looking for the T.V remote, turn's out, I don't have a T.V!
Well that explains why I don't have such a big electricity bill. Anyway's, in the time I was gone I checked on the blog every now and then just to see if anyone was still coming. Apparently more people came to my blog when I didn't write anything on it.
Ummm...I don't get business.
Beside's that fact, I am going to continue writing on the blog, sorry for the people who liked it when I didn't write anything.
Blog ya' later!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Results!

Well the results are in to my weekly question, I really don't talk about those questions much but this one was special. Apparently, people voted for their little brother as their favorite animal.........
Umm.. awkward? I mean the banana would have been my choice! Hey, what do you know, the post ended! Well, a small post for a small typer.
 Blog ya later!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Best April fool's joke goes to....

Well, yesterday was April fools and everyone was competing to be the best pranker. Luckily, yours truly won...............
Fine, I didn't win and  there wasn't any real competition, but I did search the web to find the best pranked image and this is what I found.

Now, whoever did this, obviously knows how to be a good pranker, unlike some people I know, anyone remember this guy,











If you're really confused, read yesterday's post. Anyway, from the picture, the president's don't seem to happy about their over-sized nose and dictator moustache, not to mention those Harry Potter fan glasses. And I was wondering what would they say if they were here. Would it be like,

President #1:"The monstrosity! How could someone do such a thing!"

President #2:"If I ever find who did this, I'll..I'll... I'll take their insurance away!"

President #3 "What did I do to deserve such a thing!"

President #4"Hmmm, I like this new look!

Friday, April 1, 2011

APRIL FOOLS!!!

It's April fool's everybody!!!!!!!! Today's post will discuss the theory of relativity...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! HA, Ha! I know you guys fell for that one, I can sense it... the force is strong with me.......

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! Ha! That was even better than the first one. Anyway, enough with the prank's and let's talk about History....

I think you guy's know what's gonna come next, so I won't even say it...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! Yes!!! I did say it and I was tricking you about the history thing so double the fools, ya April's fool!!!!!
Now, I may not be the best pranker, but I do know someone who is. Everybody, meet...

                          JOKER!!!!!

Now, this guy knows how to pull a prank, and I asked him a couple of questions on pranking, here's how the
interview went, 

Me:  "So, uh Mr. Joker sir, why do you think they made April Fools in April?"

Joker:" Well, duh?!?! I can't believe you don't know, I mean everyone knows why.....
except for me. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
I do know the answer! The holiday's in April because April sound's funnier than any other month, I mean try saying April 10 times fast, I bet you there will be a smile on your face, April, April, April, April, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ok, now try saying January 10 times fast, January, January, January, January, not funny"

Me: "OK then..... Well that was a kinda long answer so do you have any good prank's for the folks back home?"


Joker: "Well, hiya folk's! Here's a great prank you can do, go to the zoo and take all the animals out and put them in fancy clothes and then take all the people and put them in the cages and then get a rhino to speak Chinese and a monkey to speak Cantonese and let those 2 teach the people the 2 languages and then drop a 20000000000000000 pound weight on the banana and then put the salsa in a whoopee cushion and let someone sit on it!"

Me: "Dude, you have to stop watching loony toons."

Well, I guess the Joker needs to take a couple therapy classes, So in the meantime why don't we discuss the Big Bang theory....


!!!! APRIL FOOL'S!!!!












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