Tuesday, April 26, 2011
To the plain and beyond!
Hero:"We will, have to journey through the---'
Sidekick:"Wait, hold that thought, I am talking a pic on my new phone"
Hero:"A phone! That must be the work of a witch!"
Sidekick:"No, it's just the work of a blackberry."
Hero:"As, I was saying we have to journey through the jungle of death, down the valley of the unknown and out to---"
Sidekick:"Whoa, hold on their a second, you're starting to sound like Dora the explorer. Why don't we just take the plane? We have that air miles card that wizard gave us."
Hero:".................yea, sure, let's cut the act and just take the plane. You think they have those salted peanuts on board?"
Sidekick:"They always do, big guy. I am gonna put this adventure on my blog. Now excuse me a sec while I text Rapunzel."
Hero:"What, she didn't figure out, how to open the front door yet?"
Sidekick:"Yea, like Cinderella was any better" imitates Cinderella" Let me sing you a song about the forest! Would she just shut up already! And to top it all of she's got 7 bodyguards!"
Hero:"Let's just get to the plain, I can't wait for those salted peanuts!"
Try telling that fairy tail to a little kid.