Stereotypes (part 3)

Stupid Blondes

Now this one is really popular, dumb blondes. I don't know why there's so many jokes about this one but somehow there is. First of all, my math teacher's a blonde, and she's pretty smart. Second of all, it's really hot outside. It's so hot outside that I'm gonna go off topic and try to fry an egg on the side walk. I wonder if that really works. And if it does, would a blonde come and eat it, or would my math teacher come and eat it? Hmmmm, I have got to  try this.

Stereotypes (part 2)

This is the second part of the Stereotype series and today's stereotype is,

Asian Genius
Some people get the idea that if someone's an Asian he's a Genius. NO. I know plenty of Asian kids who spend their free time counting how many grass blades there are. Well, at least they try to count them.... Anyway's, that just proves my point even more. You don't have to be Asian to be smart. I mean do you think the  teachers mark their grades like this,

Teacher:"Huh! Report card's are back. Well, let's just go through the class list, ok, Wendy chu. Hey, that's an Asian! A+ for her. Next is, Jeffery Robert's, hmmmm, that's not Asian, he'll get a C+."

........yea that's not how it work's.

Stereotypes (part 1)

Lately, I've been hearing a lot of weird stereotypes, so I decided to make a whole series on them. Stereotype #1,

Skinny Chefs
A lot of people seem to think that you can tell who's a good chef if their fat. FALSE! A chef doesn't have to be overweight to be a good chef. Now, all these people who say that make all the skinny chef's look bad. I can imagine, someone walking in on a skinny chef stuffing himself with chocolate cake, just cause he want's to be fat. While the other fat one's cancelling the skinny one's good life fitness program. Besides, I'd rather trust a skinny chef then a fat one, cause' that way I can guarantee that the food's gonna come back after I order it.

The new Superhuman project forum!

Hello viewers! The Crazy Little dot in Space now has a forum! This forum is for making a new Superhero! The details are all their in the forum, so why don't you give it a visit and post your ideas, well what are ya' waiting for?

             ATTENTION, THE SUPERHUMAN PROJECT FORUM HAS BEEN DELETED.

End of the world postponed!

Well, using my genius calculations and very complicated mathematics, I have come to the conclusion that the world has not ended. So, it turn's out that preacher, Harold Camping was wrong.....again...Well, at least now we can watch all the upcoming movies that are going to be coming out like, "Pirates of the Caribbean, on stranger tides" and "Puss in boots". Which movie are you anticipating for?

END OF THE WORLD!

This is R.J reporting from The Crazy Little Dot in Space, and we have breaking news. The end of the world is upon us. No, you don't have hearing problems, I indeed said END OF THE WORLD. Or so claims, Preacher Harold Camping, who says that today on Sunday 21, 2011, at 6:00 the world will come to an end by a massive earthquake. Furthermore, the "blessed ones" will be the only ones going up in heaven. Now, before you guys start building an underground earthquake bunker, please remember that this guy also predicted that the world will end in the year 2000, and here we are safe and sound. So what do you think, end of the world or fraud! This has been R.J reporting from The Crazy Little dot in Space, and no we go to Chuck Rogers for building underground earthquake bunkers tips.......

Superhuman Strength prevails!

The winner of last week's question was superhuman strength, and even though most people picked that as their power, one person came back to me and said that he would rather have the power to fly, so he can beat traffic and gas prices! Know, when I think about it, he has a point. I would rather be able to fly than have superhuman strength, I mean, what are you gonna do with superhuman strength, open a bunch of kid's cookie container. You'll have a bunch of people chasing you to do task's for them, like,

"Hey mister, can you lift my car that fell down?"

"Hey mister, can you beat up this kid for me?"

Hey mister can you give me a massage?"

With the power to fly you can run away from those people. And plus yo----,oh, wait sorry guys, I have to go give a stranger a massage....

!!!CELEBRATION!!!

Hey, everybody, today's my birthday so I thought today instead of sitting inside at home you go outside and celebrate! See ya' later, I've got a date with a chocolate cake!

Knock-Knock

 I was reading a joke book the other day and in the book there was a whole, separate section on Knock-Knock jokes. So, I start reading these jokes and I am thinking on how they came up with a Knock-Knock joke. Did someone re-enact the whole thing, like this,

Boys:"Knock on door

Girl:"Who's There?"

Boys:"Lettuce, we're from your science class"

Girl:"Lettuce who?"

Boys:"Just lettuce in already!"

..................I really don't want to find out what happens in their science class.
But for all you people, who are suffering from a friend who keeps on telling you knock-knock jokes, I have an antidote! Do-Not-Respond. Trust me, it's the best remedy, picture this,

Friend:"KNOCK-KNOCK!"

You:".............."


Friend:"uhhh.....knock-knock?"


You:"................."


Friend:"I said KNOCK-KNOCK, what if this was an emergency I could be suffering from a heart disease!"


You:"uhhhh.....ok, knock-knock"


Friend:"who's there"


You"SHUT-UP."

Well, maybe that's not the best case scenario....

Tie

Well, it looks like Sonic and Mario are a even match, because neither of them got more votes for last week's question. Well, what can you expect? There's a plumber who throws fire balls versus a really fast blue porcupine. They're both equally matched. This week's question is,

Would you rather have the power to...

-Physic powers
-Fly
-Superhuman strength

The poll is right on top of the popular posts, so don't miss out!

Lala Land

I was day dreaming at school today, and my teacher comes to me and says,

"Get out of Lala Land, and pay attention!"

Well, I still didn't pay attention after that, cause I started thinking about "Lala Land."
What exactly is the point of Lala Land? And more importantly, what do you do there? Do you just sing songs that have "LaLa" in them or do you make weird Law's there. And what do you call those laws,
The "LaLa Laws?" By the way I am pretty sure everyone goes to LaLa Land, so are we in each others in LaLa lands, and if that's the case then shouldn't my teacher have said,

"Get out of my LaLa Land!"

You know, I think she was just jealous, cause she probably doesn't go to La Land  a lot, maybe she should go on a vacation. Now I wonder how they sent postcards from LaLa Land..........

What if...

I was talking to my friend this morning and he kept asking me about stupid "What if" questions, like,

1)"What if, you were adopted?"

2)"What if, the sky fell down?"

3)"What if, you were a monkey?"

4)"What if, I broke your phone?"

5)"What if, your dog walked you?"

6)"What if, I was a wizard?"

7)"What if, I was a wizard without a beard?"

Now, I never get really annoyed when people do stupid stuff so I decided to play along with it. This is how I answered him,

1) then I would try to find my missing parents.

2) the I hope God hold's it up again

3) then I would fling poo at you

4) now this one turned out to be true, so, I hope there's a hospital near by...

5) then I would do my business on your lawn because of number 4

6) please, everyone knows to be a wizard you have to have a beard, and you barely have armpit hair.

7) that's stupid

KDNVGHG= The University of Hawaii

Have, you guys ever noticed that if you type any gibberish on Google something pop's up, and it turn's out that the gibberish you wrote has nothing to do with the thing that come's up? Like, if you type "kdnvghg" on Google you get the University of Hawaii. (try it!) Now, how does that work?!?! Does someone just say,

"Well we just opened the new University of Hawaii, what do you want to name it?"

"How, about the, University of Hawaii?"

"Nah, that's too simple let's make it complicated, how about kdnvghg?"

"ALL RIGHT!"

Well, now I know the mystery of how they though of my school's name. Now there's still the mystery of my History teacher being a caveman.......

The Average Joe

I was thinking yesterday, and I just realized that no one's normal. I mean, if you think about it, do you know anyone who doesn't act crazy, or someone who's way better than someone else at some thing, but that "someone else" can do amazing things? I have a friend who told me he's normal, and then next thing you know he's licking his lips again, and again. THAT'S NOT NORMAL. I think that's actually abnormal. Now, how do you define someone as normal? Would it be someone who's average at everything, and if everyone's different than would their be an average at all...
You know what? WHO CARES! (this was the most boring post e-v-e-r, and, yes, I did have a hard time spelling that)

NInja!

Looks, like the Viking needs to repair his ship again because The Ninja just beat him in last weeks question! Boom! What's the big, bad Viking gonna do now?!? Anyway, if you ask me, the Viking had no chance against the Ninja. I mean the Ninja has his stealth and awesome Kung-fu moves. And all the Viking has is his breath. I mean, DUDE! Put some tic-tac in there! Oh, and just to let you guys know there's a bunch of new posts in the spoof pic's page, check it out...