Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Words of Wisdom

Today I will give you sacred words of wisdom.NEVER EAT A RED CHILI!
Yesterday, I decided to be stupid and eat a huge red chili, I'll walk you through on what happened,
At first="So what, it's a red chili, I've eaten spicier things."
Then some more insults at the chili="Chili, you're going down!"
A couple more="What's the big, bad chili gonna do?"
I take a big bite.
And then="WATER!, WATER!"
I run around in circles, then I gulp down an entire jug of water.
After that:"I NEED SOMETHING SWEET, I NEED SOMETHING SWEET"
I bump my head on the wall and start screaming="AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!THAT HURT!
Then I sit down and say="It wasn't that bad."and I start the process again.

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