Words of Wisdom

Today I will give you sacred words of wisdom.NEVER EAT A RED CHILI!

Yesterday, I decided to be stupid and eat a huge red chili, I'll walk you through on what happened,

At first="So what, it's a red chili, I've eaten spicier things."

Then some more insults at the chili="Chili, you're going down!"

A couple more="What's the big, bad chili gonna do?"

I take a big bite.

And then="WATER!, WATER!"

I run around in circles, then I gulp down an entire jug of water.

After that:"I NEED SOMETHING SWEET, I NEED SOMETHING SWEET"

I bump my head on the wall and start screaming="AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!THAT HURT!

Then I sit down and say="It wasn't that bad."and I start the process again.