Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Well time for work!
From the scene we can see that "Master" is a little more modern than we thought.
This is probably his day job, and in the night he probably runs a bigger business. I wonder how the scene turned out.
Young apprentice: "Master! Master! I need you to teach me in the sacred art of Kung Fu!"
Master: "To be a Kung Fu warrior you must first learn how to---Brrrriiiinnnggg!"
Young apprentice: "Master, what was that sound? It sounded so inhuman!"
Master: "Oh, don't worry, it's just a self-adjusting portable hand alarm."
Young apprentice: "A self-who's a what?!?!?"
Master: "It means it's time to go to my night-time job, a CEO!"
Young apprentice: "But Master, how will I learn the way's of---"
Master: "Hold that thought, someone's calling me"
Young apprentice: "You have a cellphone!"
Master: "A Blackberry, I was going to get the i-phone, but then I decided not to."
Young apprentice: "But---"
Master: starts talking in his cellphone, "Hey Jerry! No, of course this isn't a bad time. Yea, I can do that. Don't worry, I don't have a busy schedule, yea, I got ton's of free time. K' bye."
Young apprentice: "Ummm...master?
Master: "Sorry kid, I gotta go."
Young apprentice: "But who will teach me the ancient art of Kung Fu!"
Master: "Here's my card, call my secretary, Janet, she'll tell you everything you need to know about---"
Young apprentice: "Kung Fu!"
Master: "Uhhhh.....no, in making a appointment." Master takes off Kung Fu costume, and reveals a black suit he was wearing underneath. Then he walks away.