Big Changes

Hey guys, I know there haven't been a lot of posts this summer, but I was kinda dozing off and making some big changes to the site, there will be separate posts relating to each of these major changes the following weeks, and there are still more changes to come, so hold on for a little more time and this blog will be back in high gear and remember, "patience is a virtue".

Don't click the link!

One long hot summer day, I was super bored, and I mean like, bored enough to count all the cracks in my neighbourhood, bored. So, I was randomly searching stuff on the internet, and I came to this http://dontpressredbutton.blogspot.com/ . Fortunately, I escaped after several hours, but trust me you will never be the same again after you click this link. If, you even dare to click the link, there's no turning back, you can never escape him, it's impossible....even now he's watching you....don't click the link.....

Monkey climbing!

Hello readers, and prepare to be amazed, confused, and dazzled as you watch the magnificent act of the-----, you know what just watch the video.

  Well, at least now you know what people mean by "words can't describe it".

This man's name is Jyoti Raju, better known as "The Monkey King". He learned to climb like this from monkeys, and climbs for entertainment. Look's like spider-man's got competition.

Fact Friday

Hey guys, starting now, on every Friday their will be a new cool fact, like, "if you put a banana in your right ear, it will make you happy."............ok, that one isn't true (trust me, I know). Anyway's, the rest of the fact's will be true and interesting.

This Friday's Fact is,

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


Can you imagine what happens when a guy who invented the match meets the guy who invented the lighter? I think I'll go like this...


Match inventor:"I'VE DONE IT! I finally made a name for my self, after all these years of waiting I have made a stick, that when rubbed quickly upon a certain surface will ignite fire!"


Lighter Inventor:"So, how come you don't just use a lighter?"






Match inventor:"Say what now?"






Lighter Inventor:"A lighter. You just flick this button, and presto, there's a flame! Why would you need the match?"




Match inventor:"Well...the match's better because....it's a stick, and it's small, and it's a stick, and it comes in a box and it's a stick!"




Lighter Inventor:"Well, the lighter's small, and it's shaped like a box."




Match inventor:"HA! A lighter's not a stick, so I win and you lose! IN YOUR FACE!" The match inventor rubs the match onto a rock, expecting fire to come, but the stick breaks.


Well, this concludes Fact Friday, Come to the blog next time for another fact, on FACT FRIDAY!

Mac triumphs over windows!

This is a short post, just to announce the winner of last week's question, "Mac or Windows?"

and the winner was MAC! To be honest, I kinda expected that. This week's question is, 

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

What do you think?

Monkey overlord

Ok, so I know what you're thinking.
"Where the heck did this guy guy go?" Now, I know that it look's like all the blames on me, but it really isn't. The president wanted me to go on a top-secret stealth mission, to get the emerald ring, that can stop the monkey overlord from talking over the earth. But to get the ring I had to stop the wicked monkey robot ninjas, who were no match for my supreme awesome power. Then I had to venture deep into the jungle to find the secret tomb of "Ba ra zooo", where the ring was located. When I found the tomb, I had to use my clever instincts from watching a bunch of "Indiana Jones" movies to overcome all the traps. When I finally got the ring, I had to face the monkey overlord in mortal combat, although he knew special monkey jiu-jitsu I triumphed over him and used the emerald ring to vanish his monkey army to another dimension away from earth............yea I am not so great on excuses. Anyway, the posts will resume as well as the spoof pics page and the new superhero project forum. And the blog may get a discussion forum in the coming weeks.............

Surfin' the blog

So, I was surfing the web yesterday (as usual). Then, I noticed one thing, why do we call it "surfing" the web? I mean, I didn't have a surf board and there weren't any dolphins around me, there wasn't even any water! And besides, if I was surfing shouldn't everything have to be slow motion, and  shouldn't someone be holding a million dollar check on the beach, and where were the beach girls playing volleyball?........oh wait that was the dream I had last night..... awkward.....Anyway's, to change the topic,  I saw a really cool play last Sunday, I'll put it on the blog in 6 hours, 45 minutes, and 32 seconds...31 seconds....30 seconds....29....28....27....26....25..........

Casual news

Hey guys, I know it's a late post, but boy, it was so hot last week all I could think of was keeping cool. And believe it or not I came up with some pretty cool ways, like dipping your head in a bucket full of icy cold water or putting ice cubes down your back, and my favourite, throwing eggs at whoever walk's on the side walk....true, that one was not a way of keeping cool, but, hey, it keeps you occupied! Any who, on the superhero project forum, one person said that super hero should have meat vision. Now, this got me thinking, do we make the superhero a butcher or the person who cuts the ham slices in your deli? Well, guess I'll never find out, check out the forum, and give your ideas.

Stereotypes (part 3)

Stupid Blondes

Now this one is really popular, dumb blondes. I don't know why there's so many jokes about this one but somehow there is. First of all, my math teacher's a blonde, and she's pretty smart. Second of all, it's really hot outside. It's so hot outside that I'm gonna go off topic and try to fry an egg on the side walk. I wonder if that really works. And if it does, would a blonde come and eat it, or would my math teacher come and eat it? Hmmmm, I have got to  try this.

Stereotypes (part 2)

This is the second part of the Stereotype series and today's stereotype is,

Asian Genius
Some people get the idea that if someone's an Asian he's a Genius. NO. I know plenty of Asian kids who spend their free time counting how many grass blades there are. Well, at least they try to count them.... Anyway's, that just proves my point even more. You don't have to be Asian to be smart. I mean do you think the  teachers mark their grades like this,

Teacher:"Huh! Report card's are back. Well, let's just go through the class list, ok, Wendy chu. Hey, that's an Asian! A+ for her. Next is, Jeffery Robert's, hmmmm, that's not Asian, he'll get a C+."

........yea that's not how it work's.

Stereotypes (part 1)

Lately, I've been hearing a lot of weird stereotypes, so I decided to make a whole series on them. Stereotype #1,

Skinny Chefs
A lot of people seem to think that you can tell who's a good chef if their fat. FALSE! A chef doesn't have to be overweight to be a good chef. Now, all these people who say that make all the skinny chef's look bad. I can imagine, someone walking in on a skinny chef stuffing himself with chocolate cake, just cause he want's to be fat. While the other fat one's cancelling the skinny one's good life fitness program. Besides, I'd rather trust a skinny chef then a fat one, cause' that way I can guarantee that the food's gonna come back after I order it.

The new Superhuman project forum!

Hello viewers! The Crazy Little dot in Space now has a forum! This forum is for making a new Superhero! The details are all their in the forum, so why don't you give it a visit and post your ideas, well what are ya' waiting for?

             ATTENTION, THE SUPERHUMAN PROJECT FORUM HAS BEEN DELETED.

End of the world postponed!

Well, using my genius calculations and very complicated mathematics, I have come to the conclusion that the world has not ended. So, it turn's out that preacher, Harold Camping was wrong.....again...Well, at least now we can watch all the upcoming movies that are going to be coming out like, "Pirates of the Caribbean, on stranger tides" and "Puss in boots". Which movie are you anticipating for?

END OF THE WORLD!

This is R.J reporting from The Crazy Little Dot in Space, and we have breaking news. The end of the world is upon us. No, you don't have hearing problems, I indeed said END OF THE WORLD. Or so claims, Preacher Harold Camping, who says that today on Sunday 21, 2011, at 6:00 the world will come to an end by a massive earthquake. Furthermore, the "blessed ones" will be the only ones going up in heaven. Now, before you guys start building an underground earthquake bunker, please remember that this guy also predicted that the world will end in the year 2000, and here we are safe and sound. So what do you think, end of the world or fraud! This has been R.J reporting from The Crazy Little dot in Space, and no we go to Chuck Rogers for building underground earthquake bunkers tips.......

Superhuman Strength prevails!

The winner of last week's question was superhuman strength, and even though most people picked that as their power, one person came back to me and said that he would rather have the power to fly, so he can beat traffic and gas prices! Know, when I think about it, he has a point. I would rather be able to fly than have superhuman strength, I mean, what are you gonna do with superhuman strength, open a bunch of kid's cookie container. You'll have a bunch of people chasing you to do task's for them, like,

"Hey mister, can you lift my car that fell down?"

"Hey mister, can you beat up this kid for me?"

Hey mister can you give me a massage?"

With the power to fly you can run away from those people. And plus yo----,oh, wait sorry guys, I have to go give a stranger a massage....

!!!CELEBRATION!!!

Hey, everybody, today's my birthday so I thought today instead of sitting inside at home you go outside and celebrate! See ya' later, I've got a date with a chocolate cake!

Knock-Knock

 I was reading a joke book the other day and in the book there was a whole, separate section on Knock-Knock jokes. So, I start reading these jokes and I am thinking on how they came up with a Knock-Knock joke. Did someone re-enact the whole thing, like this,

Boys:"Knock on door

Girl:"Who's There?"

Boys:"Lettuce, we're from your science class"

Girl:"Lettuce who?"

Boys:"Just lettuce in already!"

..................I really don't want to find out what happens in their science class.
But for all you people, who are suffering from a friend who keeps on telling you knock-knock jokes, I have an antidote! Do-Not-Respond. Trust me, it's the best remedy, picture this,

Friend:"KNOCK-KNOCK!"

You:".............."


Friend:"uhhh.....knock-knock?"


You:"................."


Friend:"I said KNOCK-KNOCK, what if this was an emergency I could be suffering from a heart disease!"


You:"uhhhh.....ok, knock-knock"


Friend:"who's there"


You"SHUT-UP."

Well, maybe that's not the best case scenario....

Tie

Well, it looks like Sonic and Mario are a even match, because neither of them got more votes for last week's question. Well, what can you expect? There's a plumber who throws fire balls versus a really fast blue porcupine. They're both equally matched. This week's question is,

Would you rather have the power to...

-Physic powers
-Fly
-Superhuman strength

The poll is right on top of the popular posts, so don't miss out!

Lala Land

I was day dreaming at school today, and my teacher comes to me and says,

"Get out of Lala Land, and pay attention!"

Well, I still didn't pay attention after that, cause I started thinking about "Lala Land."
What exactly is the point of Lala Land? And more importantly, what do you do there? Do you just sing songs that have "LaLa" in them or do you make weird Law's there. And what do you call those laws,
The "LaLa Laws?" By the way I am pretty sure everyone goes to LaLa Land, so are we in each others in LaLa lands, and if that's the case then shouldn't my teacher have said,

"Get out of my LaLa Land!"

You know, I think she was just jealous, cause she probably doesn't go to La Land  a lot, maybe she should go on a vacation. Now I wonder how they sent postcards from LaLa Land..........

What if...

I was talking to my friend this morning and he kept asking me about stupid "What if" questions, like,

1)"What if, you were adopted?"

2)"What if, the sky fell down?"

3)"What if, you were a monkey?"

4)"What if, I broke your phone?"

5)"What if, your dog walked you?"

6)"What if, I was a wizard?"

7)"What if, I was a wizard without a beard?"

Now, I never get really annoyed when people do stupid stuff so I decided to play along with it. This is how I answered him,

1) then I would try to find my missing parents.

2) the I hope God hold's it up again

3) then I would fling poo at you

4) now this one turned out to be true, so, I hope there's a hospital near by...

5) then I would do my business on your lawn because of number 4

6) please, everyone knows to be a wizard you have to have a beard, and you barely have armpit hair.

7) that's stupid

KDNVGHG= The University of Hawaii

Have, you guys ever noticed that if you type any gibberish on Google something pop's up, and it turn's out that the gibberish you wrote has nothing to do with the thing that come's up? Like, if you type "kdnvghg" on Google you get the University of Hawaii. (try it!) Now, how does that work?!?! Does someone just say,

"Well we just opened the new University of Hawaii, what do you want to name it?"

"How, about the, University of Hawaii?"

"Nah, that's too simple let's make it complicated, how about kdnvghg?"

"ALL RIGHT!"

Well, now I know the mystery of how they though of my school's name. Now there's still the mystery of my History teacher being a caveman.......

The Average Joe

I was thinking yesterday, and I just realized that no one's normal. I mean, if you think about it, do you know anyone who doesn't act crazy, or someone who's way better than someone else at some thing, but that "someone else" can do amazing things? I have a friend who told me he's normal, and then next thing you know he's licking his lips again, and again. THAT'S NOT NORMAL. I think that's actually abnormal. Now, how do you define someone as normal? Would it be someone who's average at everything, and if everyone's different than would their be an average at all...
You know what? WHO CARES! (this was the most boring post e-v-e-r, and, yes, I did have a hard time spelling that)

NInja!

Looks, like the Viking needs to repair his ship again because The Ninja just beat him in last weeks question! Boom! What's the big, bad Viking gonna do now?!? Anyway, if you ask me, the Viking had no chance against the Ninja. I mean the Ninja has his stealth and awesome Kung-fu moves. And all the Viking has is his breath. I mean, DUDE! Put some tic-tac in there! Oh, and just to let you guys know there's a bunch of new posts in the spoof pic's page, check it out...

Spoof pics!

As, always I am trying to make this blog as awesome as usual, and now I've finally made a PORTABLE ICE-CREAM MAKER!.............
Actually, no I haven't, but we're working on it! Anyway, the Crazy Little Dot in Space now has another page called Spoof Pics! In, this section you can see hilarious spoof pictures and you can also suggest ideas for the pics, or you can put a link of the picture you want me to do a spoof on (in your comments). The page is located on the top-right side of the page, it's right below the "home" page and above the blog description. So, go to the page right now, while I start working on the portable ice-cream maker.....

Invention of fire

Last Friday, I was in history class and we were learning about the Invention of Fire. Which, in my opinion, was a total fluke. I mean, seriously, no caveman discovered the laws of nature and discovered friction, do people really think some hairy bearded dude put some sticks together and made fire? Now, just cause this guy made fire he becomes famous. Everyone goes,

"Hey, look it's the guy invented fire! I wonder how he did it!"
When they should actually be going,

"Hey, look it's the guy who rubbed 2 stick's together! I wonder how he did it!"

Emoticons

I was chatting to my friend the other day and he started using emoticons to talk to me. And to tell you the truth, I had no idea what he was saying. I think he asked a pretty serious question and I don't think he liked to well. Here's how the conversation went.

Friend: My Mom got an heart :X. I don't think she will :) again. I am pretty :( and :O also :'(.

So, I got the idea that he was talking about some game and he passed some level so I said,

Me; Congratulations! I knew it would happen!

.........................yea. Now, I realize that he was talking about his Mom having a heart attack and their whole family suffered. But seriously, who talks with a bunch of smiley faces? Are you really that lazy you can't type a sentence? Only an Idiot can't write a proper sentence, let alone, use smiley faces to do it!
What r u goin 2 do wit these people! Makes me so >: (

To the plain and beyond!

Now, I was surfing the web, as usual, and I found this. If you look closely you can see that their's a air plane flying over the scene. I wonder how that movie scene turned out. Maybe, it was something like this,

Hero:"We will, have to journey through the---'

Sidekick:"Wait, hold that thought, I am talking a pic on my new phone"

Hero:"A phone! That must be the work of a witch!"

Sidekick:"No, it's just the work of a blackberry."

Hero:"As, I was saying we have to journey through the jungle of death, down the valley of the unknown and out to---"

Sidekick:"Whoa, hold on their a second, you're starting to sound like Dora the explorer. Why don't we just take the plane? We have that air miles card that wizard gave us."

Hero:".................yea, sure, let's cut the act and just take the plane. You think they have those salted peanuts on board?"

Sidekick:"They always do, big guy. I am gonna put this adventure on my blog. Now excuse me a sec while I text Rapunzel."

Hero:"What, she didn't figure out, how to open the front door yet?"

Sidekick:"Yea, like Cinderella was any better" imitates Cinderella" Let me sing you a song about the forest! Would she just shut up already! And to top it all of she's got 7 bodyguards!"

Hero:"Let's just get to the plain, I can't wait for those salted peanuts!"

Try telling that fairy tail to a little kid.

Evil Wacko's

So, I was watching a bunch of cartoons this morning and almost every cartoon had a crazy evil guy trying to rule over the world. This got me a little upset. I mean wouldn't the first guy realize that if some other idiot can't dominate the universe they're not going to do much better? And to top it all of there's always a stupid minion who can't do anything right. First of all, why doesn't the the evil guy just fire him? second, why are all of them so darn ugly!?! Would it kill them to take a shower once in a while? Another thing is that the Evil guy never wins and every single time he always does some crazy laugh and their's always thunder and lightning in the background and the guy say's something like,

"This isn't the last of me, you will all bow down before my wrath! MUHUHAHAHAH!"
Seriously, just shut up and go home, already! Oh, and don't even get me started on mad scientists, those guys were the main act.
Blog ya' later, I have to go think of a way to dominate the world (again).

Facebook

So, I just got Facebook, and right away I was addicted to it. I was, like, requesting all these guys to be my friends and then I log off and go back on just to see that red number on the top of the screen that shows how many people confirmed. I am like,

"Oh, man, 10 people confirmed, yes!" Then, one of my old friends starts talking to me, and I was just like, 

"Who are you?" except since it's Facebook, it's more like,

"hu r u?" :(

That's another thing I really liked, you really don't have to write proper sentences, and you can still get away with it. I mean if I did that here, it would look like this,

r u goin 2 the party, cuz i ain't, k'g2g bffl, ttyl

What, in the world does that mean! Then, I kinda got mad at Facebook cause all these random people started poking me, and I got really mad.

"Stop, poking me, I said stop poking me, STOP POKING ME YOU IDIOT, STOP! STOP! STOP IT! WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN! 

K' G2G ;)

3-ds

Yahoo! It's a Mario time!..........
Actually, forget that last part. I was thinking of opening this post by talking like an Italion plumber but then I realized I would have to do something with pipes, mushrooms and something to do with a male dinosaur who lays eggs. Anyway, the new 3-ds from Nintendo has just been realised, and I thought I'd talk to you about some of it's features. Now, I know what everyone is thinking,
"Is it actually 3-D?" and the answer is yes! You don't need glasses for the 3-ds and it actually is 3-d. You can also change the depth of the 3-d screen, so it matches your expectations. The 3-ds also has a Gyro sensor. Now, what is a Gyro sensor, you ask? Who cares! It sounds pretty cool and anything with the word Gyro in it can't be bad. So, if you ask me, I 'd say the 3-ds sounds pretty cool and you should definitely check it out.
Blog ya' later!

Winner!

Behold, mortals! The Mighty Asgardian Thor, has triumphed!
K' I am gonna stop talking in Shakespeare now. Thor was actually the winner of the last week's question, so, I decided to talk about it.........
Nah, I am just joking, I just found this awesome picture and thought that this would be the perfect time. The second runner up was THE HULK, personally I think Thor  can knock the socks out of the Hulk. I mean, the dude's a God! Who do you think would win in a fight, The Mighty Thor or The Incredible HULK?

Earth Day

Good Morning everybody! This is a pretty early post, just to wake you all up on Earth Day! Well, I always try to do my part on Earth Day, so in the spirit of Earth Day this will be the last post for today! I also encourage all of you to get off your computers and laptops and instead, go outside and have fun!

                 !!HAPPY EARTH DAY!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Well, I was searching on the web the other day and I found out that if you have a fear of long words you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.....
Yea, that's smart, who comes up with a name like that to represent the fear of long words. I mean, it looks like a bunch of words put together just to make fun of those people. How would you teach this to kids?


"Ok, class, the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, now Billy can you say that for us please?"


"Sure I can miss, hippo...hippopotamus....monster...ummm...daily phobia, oh I get it now it's hippopotamus-monster-daily phobia!"


Great, now the kid's gonna go home and tell his Mom he learned about hippo monsters. One more thing for Dad to look for under the bed.
What if someone actually had this phobia, how would he tell someone?


"I have hippopotomo---aaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!! IT'S TO LONG!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! 


Wow, irony can really hurt some times..

I-blog

You know, I was walking around the street the other day, and everyone that I saw had some sort of electronic device. I saw everything from I-pad's to watches with cameras. I mean that stuff was everywhere, but that was only the beginning. I went to my friends house that evening and this is what he said,

"So, I am getting an I-phone for my birthday cause my I-pad isn't working because it's I-batteries ran out and the I-store said that I need to get a..."

And that went on and on, and it never stopped! So, I started to wonder, who came up with idea to put an "I" before every product they make? I know it has nothing to do with the original topic, but seriously!Imagine how his house would be like,

Son "K'mom, I am talking the I-car to the I-store, I wont be I-back I-till I-the"

Mom "I-GET IT ALREADY!"

Maybe, those guys should get new names for their products, you guys got any ideas?

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The Crazy Little Dot in Space updates are here!
The blog now has a variety of videos right under the blog description and above the first ad. The videos comes on top of the Blog page. These videos are funny, entertaining and even helpful!
..................
Well, what are ya waiting for!?!? Go on and watch them!


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That look's like it hurt!

If you look closely at the picture, you can see that Rose(girl) hit Jack(boy) on the hand with an axe! If any of you have actually seen the movie, these 2 were deeply in love. Yea right!
This girl's like putting her whole strength into that hit! I wonder how their conversation went...

Rose:"Hey Jack..."

Jack:"Ummm....hey Rose, what're ya holding behind your back?"

Rose:"Oh..nothing, just a little gift, I'll give it to you as soon as you tell me with you were doing with Lisa at the bar..."

Jack: ".....we..were..just..umm..talking?"

Rose:"Yea, that's what I thought" Rose pulls out an axe she was hiding behind her back and wack's Jack's hand.

Well at least they talked about it!

The Bus

I don't know about you guys but I take the bus a lot. I take the bus to school, to stores , to shopping malls and the list goes on. You know what the problem with that is? The people. I mean, I am sitting on the bus beside this tourist, who never stops talking, and on the other hand I've got this wannabe singer who never stops singing. I'll tell you how it went.

Tourist:"Hey, how's it going I'am Jerry! I just flew in today to see the CN tower, heard it was pretty good. I wonder how the view is from up their, must be a kicker. You ever been there?"

Now, I had no idea what a kicker is, so I was pretty confused.

Me:"Uhh...yea it's a kicker alright!"

So, apparently the singer knows this song that's called "kicker" and she goes.

Singer:"Kicker! The shock is coming from a Kickerrrrrrrrr!"

Tourist:"Hey, I think I've heard that song!"

Tourist and Singer:"Cause, you can't take the KICKER! It's giving a shock, it's the Kicker!!!!!"

I couldn't take any more of their singing, so I get up and walk towards the front of the bus, besides this Goth.

Me:"Sorry, could you move a little bit?"

So, I was wearing a pretty colourful shirt that day, and the Goth takes one look at it and then goes.

Goth:"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COLOURS!"and then she start's to scream and cry so loud that I thought she was singing the Kicker song. Then again, I go to the back of the bus but not too close to the "Kicker" duet, who were still singing. Finally, my stop comes and I get off and wait for the next bus to come, but I don't get my peace so quick, the Goth, Tourist and Singer all get off of the bus and start annoying me again.

I hate bus stops.

Honey I am home!

Good morning World! I know I haven't posted anything since ages and you guys must be getting tired looking at the same posts everyday.However, the truth is that I was on a top secret mission for the government to stop Doctor Von Lexur from ruling the world....
Just joking, I was looking for the T.V remote, turn's out, I don't have a T.V!
Well that explains why I don't have such a big electricity bill. Anyway's, in the time I was gone I checked on the blog every now and then just to see if anyone was still coming. Apparently more people came to my blog when I didn't write anything on it.
Ummm...I don't get business.
Beside's that fact, I am going to continue writing on the blog, sorry for the people who liked it when I didn't write anything.
Blog ya' later!

Results!

Well the results are in to my weekly question, I really don't talk about those questions much but this one was special. Apparently, people voted for their little brother as their favorite animal.........
Umm.. awkward? I mean the banana would have been my choice! Hey, what do you know, the post ended! Well, a small post for a small typer.
 Blog ya later!

Best April fool's joke goes to....

Well, yesterday was April fools and everyone was competing to be the best pranker. Luckily, yours truly won...............
Fine, I didn't win and  there wasn't any real competition, but I did search the web to find the best pranked image and this is what I found.

Now, whoever did this, obviously knows how to be a good pranker, unlike some people I know, anyone remember this guy,











If you're really confused, read yesterday's post. Anyway, from the picture, the president's don't seem to happy about their over-sized nose and dictator moustache, not to mention those Harry Potter fan glasses. And I was wondering what would they say if they were here. Would it be like,

President #1:"The monstrosity! How could someone do such a thing!"

President #2:"If I ever find who did this, I'll..I'll... I'll take their insurance away!"

President #3 "What did I do to deserve such a thing!"

President #4"Hmmm, I like this new look!

APRIL FOOLS!!!

It's April fool's everybody!!!!!!!! Today's post will discuss the theory of relativity...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! HA, Ha! I know you guys fell for that one, I can sense it... the force is strong with me.......

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! Ha! That was even better than the first one. Anyway, enough with the prank's and let's talk about History....

I think you guy's know what's gonna come next, so I won't even say it...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!! Yes!!! I did say it and I was tricking you about the history thing so double the fools, ya April's fool!!!!!

Now, I may not be the best pranker, but I do know someone who is. Everybody, meet...

                          JOKER!!!!!

Now, this guy knows how to pull a prank, and I asked him a couple of questions on pranking, here's how the

interview went, 

Me:  "So, uh Mr. Joker sir, why do you think they made April Fools in April?"

Joker:" Well, duh?!?! I can't believe you don't know, I mean everyone knows why.....

except for me. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

I do know the answer! The holiday's in April because April sound's funnier than any other month, I mean try saying April 10 times fast, I bet you there will be a smile on your face, April, April, April, April, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ok, now try saying January 10 times fast, January, January, January, January, not funny"

Me: "OK then..... Well that was a kinda long answer so do you have any good prank's for the folks back home?"

Joker: "Well, hiya folk's! Here's a great prank you can do, go to the zoo and take all the animals out and put them in fancy clothes and then take all the people and put them in the cages and then get a rhino to speak Chinese and a monkey to speak Cantonese and let those 2 teach the people the 2 languages and then drop a 20000000000000000 pound weight on the banana and then put the salsa in a whoopee cushion and let someone sit on it!"

Me: "Dude, you have to stop watching loony toons."

Well, I guess the Joker needs to take a couple therapy classes, So in the meantime why don't we discuss the Big Bang theory....


!!!! APRIL FOOL'S!!!!

"Billy is that you?!?!?!?"

WARNING! CHILDREN LEFT ATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS.

You know, what if some parent left their kid and they found him at the circus 10 years later. Their conversation might be something like this...



Kid who got sold to the circus: "Hi Mom!"

Mom who lost her son: "Billy?!? Is that you?!?"

Kid who got sold to the circus: "Yea it's me Mom. Remember when you totally ignored me and the giant sign that said if you left me, I'll get sold to the circus?

Mom who lost her son: "Yes, but how did you get here?"

Kid who got sold to the circus: "I just told you, you left me, and the people at the company sold me to the circus."

Mom who lost her son: "Yes yes, I get all of that, but who are you?"

Kid who got sold to the circus: "YOU JUST CALLED ME BILLY! I AM YOUR SON!"

Mom who lost her son: "Billy! Is that you?!?!"

Kid who got sold to the circus: "YES!!!!!!"

Mom who lost her son: "But how did you get here?"

Kid who got sold to the circus: "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? I JUST SAID, YOU LEFT ME, AND I GOT SOLD TO THE CIRCUS!"

Mom who lost her son: "Can I just tell you one simple thing?"

Kid who got sold to the circus: "FINE, WHAT IS IT NOW?"

Mom who lost her son: "My son's name is Jeremy."

Well time for work!

Last time the post was about a movie mistake. This time the post is about a funnier movie mistake.

From the scene we can see that "Master" is a little more modern than we thought.
This is probably his day job, and in the night he probably runs a bigger business. I wonder how the scene turned out.





Young apprentice: "Master! Master! I need you to teach me in the sacred art of Kung Fu!"

Master: "To be a Kung Fu warrior you must first learn how to---Brrrriiiinnnggg!"

Young apprentice: "Master, what was that sound? It sounded so inhuman!"

Master: "Oh, don't worry, it's just a self-adjusting portable hand alarm."

Young apprentice: "A self-who's a what?!?!?"

Master: "It means it's time to go to my night-time job, a CEO!"

Young apprentice: "But Master, how will I learn the way's of---"

Master: "Hold that thought, someone's calling me"

Young apprentice: "You have a cellphone!"

Master: "A Blackberry, I was going to get the i-phone, but then I decided not to."

Young apprentice: "But---"

Master: starts talking in his cellphone, "Hey Jerry! No, of course this isn't a bad time. Yea, I can do that. Don't worry, I don't have a busy schedule, yea, I got ton's of free time. K' bye."

Young apprentice: "Ummm...master?

Master: "Sorry kid, I gotta go."

Young apprentice: "But who will teach me the ancient art of  Kung Fu!"

Master: "Here's my card, call my secretary, Janet, she'll tell you everything you need to know about---"

Young apprentice: "Kung Fu!"

Master: "Uhhhh.....no, in making a appointment." Master takes off Kung Fu costume, and reveals a black suit he was wearing underneath. Then he walks away.

Hey...uhhh, you might wanna put your hand on the trigger

Now, if you haven't noticed anything from the picture yet, even though there's a red circle pointing it out. I'll tell you what it is, the police officer doesn't have his hand on the trigger, in fact none of the police officers do. These guys are just standing around, looking really serious and clearly they haven't figured out how to use a gun. I wonder how the scene would be like?


Police officer: "Put your hands up!"

Robber: "Uhhh.. officer you might wanna put your hands on the gun."

Police officer: "Excuse me?!? Is that how you speak to a police officer? I don't tell you how to do your job, do I?

Robber: "No....you arrest me for it."

Police officer: "If you don't listen, and do what I say, i'll shoot!"

Robber: "Hmmm...should I listen to an officer who doesn't  know how to use a gun or run away, I think i'll go with choice 2."

Police officer: "I warned you" officer squeezes handle, nothing happens."Cheap quality, must be broken" throws gun away.

Hellboy

Hey guys, I know I haven't posted anything for 2 days, but there's a long story behind that, and I mean like my "list of presents for Christmas" long. So, let's just skip the apologies and get straight to the action.

It was sunday night and I was watching Hell Boy 2, the movie overall, was pretty cool and the graphics were even better. The only problem I had was the name of the main guy. So, in the movie everyone hate's Hellboy, well here's an idea CHANGE YOUR NAME. I mean seriouly, if you're stuck with a name like Hellboy, you're not gonna expect a lot of people thanking you. How many times do you see a superhero with a name like that "Hellboy".

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Hellboy!". What a way to incourage little kids,

"Mommy, mommy look, I am Hellboy"! What would the mother say?

"That's great sweetie"! Yea....I don't think so.

Problem with the zoo

I went to the zoo a couple years back for a field trip and it was pretty disappointing. So, I decided to write about it.

Now, don't get me wrong some zoo's are awesome, but the one I went to wasn't. First of all, there were no animals! Every single exhibit we went to, there was nothing there and our guide kept telling us that the animal was in some bush or sleeping. Finally, we got to the owl section and guess what, there was no owl. The cage didn't have any bushes and you could see inside it's sleeping area so the guide didn't have any other excuse. You know what she told us? It's dead. You know, I would have believed her if she at least had some sad facial expression when she said it, but no, she was smiling and cheerful.

That was problem number one. The second thing was that there was a horrible smell everywhere we went. I really don't know how that happened since there were no animals...wait that could have been my teacher...

Well that solves that problem.

Stupid Laws

So, I was searching on the web again, as usual, and I came across a very stupid law.

The law was that 30% of a radio station’s content must be "Canadian Content". Now, I don't know about you but I really don't know what Canadian content is. Do you talk about something normal and then just randomly say something Canadian that has nothing to do with your topic? 

"This is Double D on the radio telling you about today's news, a bus has just crashed in Wisconsin, thankfully no one was hurt, but the Canadian syrup is looking better than ever. Eh?!

Yea...that will certainly get a lot of people listening to this guy.

You know, what if someone gets confused and he doesn't know what 30% exactly is so he just starts saying "eh" after every 5 words.

"The song for you today, eh, is the new hit,eh, that broke records for,eh,"

Or even worse, the guy just starts shouting something Canadian every 5 seconds!

"Hey Syrup, guess what cold it is, cause it is Stephen Harper time!"......
Well, the only thing to do now is watch more T.V.

The mystery of RASPUTIN!

Hey guys, I know I haven't posted anything today for a while so i'll make this one extra awesome. Now, this handsom looking fellow is the mad monk, RASPUTIN,(creepy music turns on, and lightning flashes in the background). I am sure all of you have heard of his relationship with ANASTASIA, and him cursing their whole family and the princess survives and workes in your local TimHortons blah, blah, blah.But, did you know that no one is really sure on how this coocoo bird dies. They're have been many legends about how he dies but their is one legend that is the freakiest and coolest one yet. Here's how it goes, Rasputin was led to a cellar by some men and in the cellar he was fed cakes and red wine that were laced with poison. According to the legend the poison had no effect on him. Seeing that the poison did nothing, one of the men shot Rasputin in the back with a revolver. But Rasputin still didn't die, and he jumped on the man who shot him and tried to strangle him. The other men saw what Rasputin was doing and shot him again 3 times in the back.When the men moved closer to the body they saw that Rasputin was still trying to get up! Then the men clubbed rasputin into commision, binded his body, wrapped him up in a carpet and threw him in a icy river called "Neva River". Rasputin was finally dead. But the freaky part is when they found the body, his arms were in a upright position, as if he was trying to claw his way out of the ice....
Well, that's just a legend and the a pretty short version of it, if you want to read the extended version, click this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin.
What do you think really happened on the day of Rasputin's death?

"Hey you! No fishing in the toilet!"

Hey guys, so I was searching on the web and I found this sign.

Ummm...ok then. The people who put up that sign must think some people are really stupid. I mean who will try to pee like a dog, you know what if a dog walked into that bathroom, what would he think? And what if he somehow read those rules, what would someone else think if they walked in?

They wouldn't be like,

"Oh, my bad sorry to disturb you,I'll wait"

Notice that there's actually one" wrong" sign of fishing in the toilet, what exactly is that guy fishing for?You know maybe there is some idiot who fishes in a toilet, I wonder what he would say when he sees that sign.

"What!?!Darn it, how am I supposed to hunt for lunch now" or maybe it would be something like this,

"C'mon Nemo, I know you're in there somewhere!"

Y'know they should have also added one wrong one of some guy in the thinker position.

"Don't think, just do"

Words of Wisdom

Today I will give you sacred words of wisdom.NEVER EAT A RED CHILI!

Yesterday, I decided to be stupid and eat a huge red chili, I'll walk you through on what happened,

At first="So what, it's a red chili, I've eaten spicier things."

Then some more insults at the chili="Chili, you're going down!"

A couple more="What's the big, bad chili gonna do?"

I take a big bite.

And then="WATER!, WATER!"

I run around in circles, then I gulp down an entire jug of water.

After that:"I NEED SOMETHING SWEET, I NEED SOMETHING SWEET"

I bump my head on the wall and start screaming="AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!THAT HURT!

Then I sit down and say="It wasn't that bad."and I start the process again.